Tattoo this on my body.
2014. 09. 22
happy birthday shikamaru!
some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west
#SHE GAVE UP SO MUCH FOR THAT BOY; SO MUCH FOR THE BOY WHO LIVED#she went and erased herself; became a soldier for him; because his friend; the person who never left #she left everything else; but she never left him #bless yates and kloves for this monologue; bless them because she allows herself one second of exhaustion #’maybe we should stay here; harry; grow old’ #she has saved him from himself; she has saved her favorite book character #because let us not forget that harry potter exists in her books way before he becomes a boy of flesh and blood #he becomes everything she wants to be; books and cleverness; there are more important things #the harry in her books; the harry that somehow lived through a mortal curse; that is not the important thing #the harry whose first heroic act is saving her froma troll; that harry? THAT harry is friendship and bravery #the more important things; so she was always wired the soldier #she was always wired to love him above all else; and get him through everything #the war was about hermione too #(how come no one discussed that the war was about your body and your blood) #none of the others had noticed a thing #you were mostly a plot device but i will forever love your ass
EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
me in 50 years
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman